Date: 2012-09-20 02:27 am (UTC)
waldo: (General: Why Teachers Quit)
From: [personal profile] waldo
Here's a list of totally effective things I say to my eleven year old students...


Hey!
Stop it!
Seriously, knock it off.
Did you hear me?
What did I just say?
Why did you do that?
WHY did you DO that?
Is that a good idea?
What do you have?
OH GOD PUT THAT DOWN.
I’m going to count to three.*
Is that a good decision?
Clearly you have no interest in going out for recess today.**


*Okay, full disclosure, usually I count *down* from either five or ten depending on what I need them to do RIGHT THE HELL NOW.

** Threatening to eat their faces would just cause WAY more chaos than I already have.
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