I'm curious and a hypothetical quadjillionaire. So I saw you walking along, decided I liked your shoes/glasses/hairstyle/something and handed you a neat basket of bills that totaled a cool mil. It's free, it's legal, and it is of non-dubious origins. (I made most of my money in the light fixture industry. The rest of it came from selling doorknobs.) Where does that million go?

(For what it's worth, I agree about getting in touch with people who are in charge, re: the front yard money.)