If I had a million dollars…

[brigid]

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Let’s play a hypothetical game.

You find a bag on your lawn or in your hallway or something. Inside is bundles of cash totaling about a million dollars. They don’t seem to be marked.

What do you do?

Do you call the police or take out an ad asking for someone to claim the money?

Do you contact the IRS to claim/pay taxes on your windfall?

Do you keep it secret?

If you keep it secret, what do you do? How do you spend it without attracting attention to yourself? How do you keep your money safe? How do you keep YOURSELF safe?

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Comments

[niqaeli]

Pays off the house and consumer debt and the rest goes into investments. Investments being, aside from actual financial investments, going to medical school and opening the spa resort of my dreams (designed to be accessible from the ground up in as many ways as possible).

I, um, have daydreamt about what I'd do with huge lottery winnings kind of a lot. And that's the super-boiled down version! *g*

[pinesandmaples]

Those sound like great plans! I would probably move into your spa and live there with cucumbers over my eyes and really good-looking skin for the rest of my life.

[brigid]

So you'd report it to the IRS? Or do it on the downlow?

And you made an awesome point about the danger!

[niqaeli]

Oh, I'd report it. If there's one thing you don't do, it's fuck with the IRS.

I've got a great-uncle who lost a beautiful property and a lot of money to tax evasion. The IRS is evil but you don't fuck with them. >_>;

[cleverthylacine]

Yeah, no, you report that shit.