I have thought about that but also I don't want him spraying water all over the place BECAUSE HE WOULD.
He watches "Dora The Explorer" and there's a character named "Swiper" who "swipes" things but if they catch him in the act and say "Swiper no swiping" 3 times like it's some kind of magic charm to prevent a trickster god from fucking with them, he gives up and wanders off. So I thought I could play on that and just teach him to say "Monsters Go Home!" three times and then he'd feel better.
But little dude has to improvise.
So he's all "Monsters! Go away and hide in your own homes! You go to your monster homes not to this home!" and that's kind of long to say and apparently it gives the Dinosaurs a chance to establish a foot hold and all is lost.
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He watches "Dora The Explorer" and there's a character named "Swiper" who "swipes" things but if they catch him in the act and say "Swiper no swiping" 3 times like it's some kind of magic charm to prevent a trickster god from fucking with them, he gives up and wanders off. So I thought I could play on that and just teach him to say "Monsters Go Home!" three times and then he'd feel better.
But little dude has to improvise.
So he's all "Monsters! Go away and hide in your own homes! You go to your monster homes not to this home!" and that's kind of long to say and apparently it gives the Dinosaurs a chance to establish a foot hold and all is lost.