brigid | Things I never thought I’d say to a small child.

Get your hands out of my underpants.
Please stop plucking at my thigh hairs.
Dirty clothing goes in the basket, not rubbed against your face.
No, you cannot have that cupcake; you already had one for breakfast.
MUST you rub your face against my bottom?
Oh boy! It’s time to poop! I am pooping! Poop is coming out of my butt and going into the potty! LIKE A BIG GIRL!
What do you mean you don’t want M&Ms? TAKE THE LURE.