Friday Five: Ridiculous Things My Kid Says

[brigid]

Here are five totally ridiculous things my 2 1/2 year old says, that wouldn’t sound ridiculous coming from an adult, but seriously, he’s 2 1/2.

• Surely not!
• Can you come here for a minute?
• Good bye! Have a good day!
• Despicable!
• I’ll be riiiiiiiiight back!

Now, those of you with young kids might recognize “despicable” as something James says on “Thomas and Friends.” The rest? Apparently stuff he hears us say a lot. Luckily for us he’s picked up on adult-sounding conversational phrases and not cusses. I have no idea how we dodged that bullet.

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Comments

[waldo]

"Surely not" kills me ded every time.

"We have to wait for the bus."
"Surely not!"

"Do I need to change your diaper?"
"Surely not!"

"Do you want juice?"
"Surely not!"